Oh what havoc a few misplaced letters can spell. Looking at this new round-up of fast food signs gone-wrong, it's hard to believe such gaping errors ever managed to make it to the billboards - but seemingly it happens. Some, surely, are the work of employee pranksters - take KFC's 'cock rings r back', for example. Others - McDonald's' 'try the new anus pounder', say, could have been a simple case of a forgotten 'g', given that it is the purveyor of a burger known as the 'angus pounder'. Then there's the selection of fast food joints who simply play with words to attract attention - Domino's' 'auto correct made me say things I didn't Nintendo', for example, and Burger King's barbed swipe at its rival, McDonald's, with the job advert: 'Work for a king not for a clown'.
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THEY say you eat with your eyes, but if these misspelled signs are anything to go by, you might lose your appetite quite quickly. There appears to be a bit of confusion over which words should be used to advertise the cuisine and the results are hilarious. The saying goes that size doesn't matter, but apparently that is not the case at this branch of Subway. The person responsible for this sign probably wished they were better at proof reading soon after this. Let's hope the decided to rephrase this before they were investigated by the health authorities or the police.
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