Because everyone does it. There once was a woman who walked regularly from her office in Midtown Manhattan to a hotel across the street in order to use the restroom, and that woman may have been one of us. That woman had a friend, at another office job, who carried a book of matches and a can of air freshener in her purse — more willing to set off the office fire alarm than leave any hint of odor in a public lavatory. That friend had another friend, at another office job, who repeatedly forced her body to do the deed so quickly — racing from cubicle to bathroom and back, in an effort to deflect attention from what she might be doing in there — that it led to a semi-serious hemorrhoid problem.
Shit happens. Those of us with IBD or an ostomy know that it happens more often than not! And that my friends, is with laughter. Poosplosions happen. If you aren't familiar with this term, you soon will be. Poosplosions occur when our guts are being their defective selves, but especially know that we're out in public, with a significant other, or trying to make a good first impression.
Do Girls Poop? – The Answer May (Not) Surprise You
Intro-deuce your butt to an 8pk of renewable Bamboo Toilet Paper. Cancel anytime. There are 2 types of people in this world. Certainly, the former outnumbers the latter. Sure, the answer may seem obvious.
Make each other playlists and go on an aimless drive. See an improv show. Go for a hike.